Vintage white milk glass waffle pattern Torchiere uplight shade - used for Sale

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Vintage white milk glass waffle pattern Torchiere uplight shade - used For Sale

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Vintage white milk glass waffle pattern Torchiere uplight shade - used:
$7.95

Can you give this glass lampshade a good home? Clean and intact, with a 2\" fitting and 8\" diameter, with the traditional waffle pattern.
Priced to sell at $7.95 with shipping at $9.95 (any more and it\'s on me, any less and I\'ll refund it,), even with the most usurious sales tax, you will still have a few pennies from a $20 bill. Guaranteed to be crack-free, chip free and just rather nice. I\'ll ship it double boxed just to be sure, but the guarantee covers a safe arrival. It even covers \'buyer\'s remorse\' and just changing your mind when it arrives.
Can you imagine how the AI tool would go into raptures about -er- a lampshade? \"A splendid addition to your home\"? \"Bring happiness into your life with this light-giving essential\" ? \"Artisan crafted in the 1930s sought after waffle style\"? A load of waffle indeed.
If you\'ve read this far then, yes, you want a lampshade, not a patronizing load of superlatives worthy of Mork from Orc. If you want to pay more, there are plenty of others on the \'bay ($25, anyone?) but buying theirs won\'t give me shelf space.
Shazbah!