Hawaiian Tiny, Very RARE Cone Shells 150pieces for Sale

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Hawaiian Tiny, Very RARE Cone Shells 150pieces For Sale

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Hawaiian Tiny, Very RARE Cone Shells 150pieces:
$349.99

Hawaiian Tiny, Very RARE Cone Shells 150pieces. Condition is New. Shipped with USPS Priority Mail.

I was living in Maui when during a very difficult time 2014-2024AD.

The dating app, Bumble, was slowly taking over the entire dating scene. Suddenly, faking like a woman who asks to e taken out for a meal or even a drink was crazy, suddenly wasn’t working.

Dates were quickly realizing that you were surely a no-good, loser with classless intentions if you didn’t want to take your date out in public and spent even $5 bucks on her.

Times were bleak and dating a new girl five nights a week was going to have to get a budget……or life wouldn’t be worth living.

Something had to be done, but in such a stealthy and wise manner that women would t notice such a change in acceptable dating behavior.

A hundred of the only men on Maui who were proud to date women got together at an undisclosed location in 2016.

While details cannot be publicly discussed, these men could use the sport of shelling as using 0 Carbon credits, but as to not upset Bon Gore fans, we agreed t purchase an annual kickback to him for the oil we weren’t using while Shelling took away from his side hustle and it was our duty to make-up his nonprofit the money we cost him.

We then put a false value on very rare shells, so these women would get an energy-sucking Adrenaline comedown and really tire our dates out early in the night.

And the only thing we could come-up with for the reason for keeping boxes of seashells that couldn’t be sold on other women, was to create jewelry and hope we brined the right social media influencers to spread the “free fashion”……….even sounds poor and classless……ewww. ;)

Well…..fast forward a bit less from a decade…..

And we stand before you as successful and able to not even bring our wallets on dates, but nowadays we aren’t faking like we lost them after an eloquent meal.

Thanks Justice in Dating League……thanks!!!!