Extremely Unique Football Salt & Pepper Shaker Set (Not for the Faint Hearted) for Sale

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Extremely Unique Football Salt & Pepper Shaker Set (Not for the Faint Hearted) For Sale

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Extremely Unique Football Salt & Pepper Shaker Set (Not for the Faint Hearted):
$34.95

These extremely unique salt and pepper shakers featuring football players in action should definitely spice up your game day. This set includes two shakers, but I seriously doubt they are perfect for adding a touch of flavor to your meals, that is, unless you consider yourself a macho guy and get off by being a \"tough guy\". For these shakers represent such a hard hit that the tackler hit the opponent with such force that instead of the tackler recovering a fumble, he looks down with somewhat dismay and finds his opponent\'s head instead. His headless opponent is still holding the football.
The shakers are small in size and it is probably a good thing that they are as small as they are. They are also multicolored and it is also probably a good thing the shakers were not made with red in the neck/head area of the prone football player. But they are perfect for big rivalry games where a team of \"tough guys\" brag about wanting to hit their opponents with such force that they successfully decapitate their opponents.
Football is a violent game. This one-of-a-kind salt and pepper shaker set is not for the faint-hearted and will definitely add excitement and generate lots of conversation to your game day. But I cannot say I recommend setting them on the dining table to salt and pepper your food unless you take football well past the \"extreme\" area.
Thank you for viewing my -sale item. I hope you enjoyed this parody brought on by this salt-and-pepper shaker set.
(Please note: I do notship internationally.) God bless.