Call Of The Wolf Figurine Howling Wolves Westland Giftware WG-14113 Wolf Pack For Sale

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Call Of The Wolf Figurine Howling Wolves Westland Giftware WG-14113 Wolf Pack:
$40.00

See Photos for condition. No chips cracks or wear. Near perfect to when it was removed from the box.

Meet Rupert. He’s a wolf. A wolf with hideous morning breath. Not his fault, really, you really need thumbs to work a toothbrush well. Also, wolves and dentists don’t mix well ever since that one dentist sent his kid to Grandma's house wearing a red hoodie or something. They also don’t mix well with vampires, not sure why, but I think it has to do with an allergy to glitter. Anyway...this is Rupert. You will note he is gargling with some primo Tennessee moonshine to cut the morning breath. His six kids are patiently waiting for him to finish so they can give him a good morning lick. Don’t judge. It’s only weird if you make it weird.

So. While his kids (cubs?) are willing to put up with his breath, I can’t do it anymore. I quit smoking and now I can smell everything.

If anyone would like to provide Rupert (and kids) a new home, I’m sure they’d appreciate it.

Rupert stands 6hx2wx7l and escaped from Westland Giftwear in 2005.

C’mon. Give a wolf a chance!

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