1988 Topps Garbage Pail Kids Original Series Card #509b CHOW MAYNARD. for Sale

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1988 Topps Garbage Pail Kids Original Series Card #509b CHOW MAYNARD. For Sale

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1988 Topps Garbage Pail Kids Original Series Card #509b CHOW MAYNARD.:
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1988 Topps Garbage Pail Kids Original Series Card #509b CHOW MAYNARD; cards shows wear and age.

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I won’t cancel purchases once made unless I decide I don’t want to sellto you (I’m looking at YOU, buyer from somewhere other than the USA notusing ’s global shipping program.)Sales are final; if you ask me to cancel your order, know that theanswer is no and I won’t even respond to your message. Nobody accidentally “buys it now” because makes you confirm purchases at least twice. That means no take-backs or do-overs unless Imade a mistake in the listing or Idecide to cancel the transaction. Istopped taking returns about the time somebody said \"I changed mymind\" when they got that “free shipping” item I paid $20 to sendthem. So, now I rarely offer freeshipping. At first glance, it might seemI’m overcharging on shipping, but listen: there’s a crazy meth-head chickenthat works at the post office, and that chicken picks prices at random whilecoked-out crazies in DC place bets on which square the chicken will choose todetermine shipping costs. Truefact. You can look it up, the internetwill support this, because Rule 34 exists.Never let facts stand in the way of a good theory, just ask apolitician. Anyway, those random pricessometimes are higher than you’d expect, so I have to charge a rate thatactually covers my costs. SOMETIMES, Idon’t actually charge enough, and shipping eats into my profit margin, and that wounds medeeply. I’m not in this gig to givestuff away, I’m here to make money, but I do NOT profit on shipping. Do youwant to buy multiple items from me with combined shipping for a lowercost? Then pay attention, here’s how itworks: First, buy everything youwant from me all at once using your shopping cart. Then, pay the total tab says topay. I’ll do my thing, pack up yourstuff, and then I’ll REFUND YOU the extra money you paid if it’s above myactual costs. Sometimes, there’s norefund, because the price is what I had to pay.Other times, the refund is significant.There it is. That’s how itworks. Now you don’t have to ask. If you’re buying stuff that’s free shipping,you gets nada back. Keep in mind that thisis an online garage sale, a seedy virtual flea market, a shady backalley swapmeet with sweaty dudes selling questionable stuff out of rusty cartrunks. You pay me, I ship it to you, we’re done, the end. One waytrip from Coolsville to Yourtown. Thisaint Amazon. This here is fleabay. You’ll want to clean your items that you buyfrom me, because they are probably dirty, maybe even filthy. DOES THIS ITEM LOOK GOLD IN THEPHOTOGRAPH? Chances are good it’sactually BLACK PLASTIC,but sometimes the light tent combined with your screengive it a golden hue. If you thinkwhatever is pictured is gold in color, ASK ME before you buy. IF THE ITEM ARRIVES BROKEN due to the gamesof pickup soccer played by bored Postal employees, please take the time toreach out to me and let’s chat before you start an official return. DID I MAKE A MISTAKE? Defecation happens, but there’s no reasonfor us to let it hit the oscillator. TALK TO ME BEFORE YOU EVER INITIATE ARETURN, REGARDLESS OF REASON. I AM AREAL PERSON, TAKE THE TIME TO SPEAK INSTEAD OF CLICK ON ‘RETURN’ or ‘ITEM NOTRECEIVED’ Use message to contactme, every time, all the time, 100% of the time.Never initiate a return, ever, never ever. Leave out of it, you and me will work itout. Give me a chance to set stuffright before you drop a negative response on me; yeah, I might tell you to kickrocks, but at least check in to see if I’m going to be a jerk first. If you’re a decent human being and talk tome, I’ll probably resolve the situation to everyone’s satisfaction. Are you based outside the USA? Then use the Global Shipping Program, becauseI might cancel orders being shipped to freight forwarding services. If you buy items from me with a total valueof around $50 or more, I will probably make you sign for the package. If that’s a deal breaker, move along. I intentionally set my shipping to “mediamail” to manage shipping timeline expectations, not because I actually usemedia mail. I might use UPS or Fedex atmy discretion, you don’t get a say in that unless you chip in premium costs tooffset my expenses. Yeah, I hate FEDEXand rarely use them, but I gotta do what’s best for my bottom line. As such, Imight need you to provide something besides a PO Box; I’ll message you if thisis the case. Refusal to cooperate withme on that will result in a cancellation of your order. I price things so you get a bargain and I getsome positive cashflow. Don’t whine tome about having to pay taxes on the stuff you buy. That ain’t my fault. Blame Congress and and the devil,because sometimes they’re all one and the same.Finally, PLEASE don’t message measking where your package is & don’t ask . THEY DON’T KNOW EITHER. We all have the exact same trackinginformation you do; I do not have a magic seller connection at the PostOffice to suddenly un-disappear your gear.Pack your patience and manage expectations, and we’ll make it throughthis together, I promise.